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We planned a big family trip to celebrate Z graduating from High School and X graduating from college.  However, it took a while (i.e. a year) to get our act together.  After quite a bit of debate and indecision, we finally planned a week in Belize planned and now we're back.

It was quite an adventure.  Think Indiana Jones without the head-hunters.  The high point was Actun Tunichil Muknal, former entrance to the Mayan underworld, where you ford the river three times hiking to the entrance and have to swim to get into the cave. You then climb, swim, and wade to get to beautiful formations and the remains of hundreds of Mayan sacrifices (including a number of human sacrifices).  It is hard to believe that they let tourists in.

Other cool experiences included the Mayan ruins at Cahal Pech and Xunantunich, a velvety black tarantula that got into our room somehow, wandering around San Ignacio and Hopkins Village, riding Belizean buses, and playing "Contact" in the evening as beetles and moths dive-bombed us. 

The Belizean people were very friendly.  How often do you have a car-load guys pull up along side you as you're walking down the road to ask if you're enjoying your stay in their village?  They have many distinct cultural groups (Mayan, creole, mestizo, hispanic, garifuna, and immigrants of all sorts) but there seems to be very little tension between groups.

Of course coming back means dealing with all the work that piled up while we were gone, helping Z get her armor finished, and getting ready for NOWM but for once the hassle of coming back doesn't overwhelm the fun of the trip.

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Years ago I was digging in the garden and I unearthed a cute little ceramic fish about  an inch and a half long marked "Wade England."  Today the electrician was laying a cable from the house to the garage and he dug up a cute little ceramic frog about the same size also marked "Wade England."  Don't tell anyone but I think we may be living over the mother lode of ceramic nic nacks.  I'll go prospecting as soon as it's dark enough that the neighbors won't see.
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So I'm carrying a box from my office out to the car this morning and as I'm walking across the parking lot I glance over into the woods.  There's a six-foot palm tree standing there in the woods in Ohio!  OK, when I looked closely, it turned out to be growing in a big pot, but still it's strange to see a palm tree in the woods in Ohio.

I've heard of people abandoning unwanted pets in the woods, but unwanted palm trees?

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Back in the old days of over-the air, analog TV, we only could get a half-dozen channels that came in well and one that came in poorly.  Now thanks to the switch to digital TV we get 18-20 channels that come in poorly, break into blocks of pixels frequently, and have the audio lagging behind the video by several seconds (and no channels that come in well).  Thanks guys, a miracle of modern technology.

Forsooth

Apr. 23rd, 2009 12:10 pm
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A pox upon my halting tongue. It doth no justice to the bard of bards on this Talk Like Shakespeare Day.  Shouldst thou require assistance, prithee get thee to http://www.talklikeshakespeare.org/ or to the Shakespeare Insult Kit, thou artless, beef-witted barnacle.
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Here, I'm trying to post to LJ but I've got online chats going with my wife and both kids, I'm googling two different topics, I'm writing a protest letter about Amazon's new policy of discriminating against GLBT books, I'm listening to music from X's computer over a new application he's involved in Beta-testing, and I'm in on a discussion that's about that new application.  Of course, this means that it's taken me an hour to do a quick LJ update and my brain is about to melt.  I wonder if this is what the singularity will be like.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled update...


I'm thankful for:

•  Spring (complete with daffodils
•  A beautiful weekend with nothing scheduled
•  My cold ending before my nose falls off


I'm not thankful for:

•  curly onions (they're wild onions that are trying to take over my flowerbeds)
•  The aformentioned cold (how many times can one blow their nose in a day?)

There must be a bald rabbit ¿Easter Bunny? running around our neighborhood somewhere.  When I was working in the garden yesterday I found a hand-sized patch of rabbit fur in the flower bed.  My first reaction was to think that something had eaten a rabbit in our yard but there was no blood and gore, just a little pile of fur.  Maybe someone's going around shaving rabbits.

On the SCA front,  B's new gorget came out well, now I need to see if I can adjust mine to fit well.  If I can't I'll use the pattern from hers to make one for me too.
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I caught up with my email during lunch and LJ during afternoon snack.  Now all I have to do is catch up with my to-do lists (don't hold your breath).

We had a great weekend visiting X and Z in Boston (Z took the bus up to join us).  Tapas, museums, shopping, seafood, karaoke, games, a Girlyman concert, Peruvian food, and great icecream.  It was lots of fun hanging with the kids and the drive wasn't bad.  It was really strange driving through heavy snow on the way back.  With big, wet blowing straight towards the car in the headlights it looked like we were going into warp drive.

Our upcoming family trip to Belize looks like it will be quite an adventure (think Indiana Jones without the rolling boulder).  Now, back to work.
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Part 1  -  I went into the local big-box home store to buy some fertilizer for the vegetable garden.  I looked through the garden section, and looked, and looked...  What does it say about our society when there's much, much more lawn stuff than garden stuff and much more poison than fertilizer?  (I eventually found some fertilizer and ended up getting some organic fertilizer that should work fine)

Part 2  -  What does it say about our society when scientists try to deal with malaria by developing a computerized laser system that detects individual mosquitoes and shoots them down with a laser?  (Apparently they're already successful at detecting mosquitoes a hundred of feet away, distinguishing mosquitoes from other moving objects (by the frequency of their wingbeats), and hitting them with a laser beam.)  I can't decide if this shows how we'll find ways to overcome all the disasters we face or if this is a sign we're slowly sliding over the edge.  Maybe we'll find out if the singularity is a good thing or not, or maybe we'll burn out before we get there.

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Warm, rainy, Snowdrops blooming, cold, rainy, seeds ordered (even a few planted), rainy, an enormous possum walking up the driveway, Z home for Spring Break, sunny, rainy, cool stuff at the What On Earth sale, rainy, thrifting, rainy.

Besides that, it's great to have Z home for a week.  We've been hanging out and talking, playing a text adventure, shopping for cool stuff, and went to a good high school production of Hair with her and two friends.  In addition to trying to figure out how to finish Z's armor, I finished my hardened leather gauntlets.  Tomorrow I'll find out if I can actually handle a sword while wearing gauntlets

It will be great to go visit X in a few weeks.  We're planning tapas, karaoke, a trip to Salem, and a Girlyman concert.

Speaking of Girlyman, they'll be performing at the Oberlin Folk Festival, May 1.  Stay tuned for details when the Folk Festival gets this year's web page up.
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Barbie and Madonna turn 50

The first signs of Spring are here.  Sun shining, birds singing, a lone snowdrop blooming, seed catalogs piling up.  I even planted some salad greens when it wasn't snowing.

Adventures in thrifting - I thought we were doing well last week when I found a tuxedo and a tuxedo shirt in thrift stores to use as acostume for a murder mystery.  We went out last Monday and found white suspenders, a bow tie, and a cumberbund.  Penguins look out.

The Republicans decide that large budgets aren't a good thing.  Funny, when they were in the White House, they saw it very differently.

Fun dancing with B Tuesday and Friday.

Finally, a very full day.  Baking Jalapeño Cheese Breadsticks to take to Fitz's movie night, sewing B's new fencing armor (based on a Flemish woman's jacket), running to JoAnn's for buttons so that I can make fake studs for my new tuxedo, listening to the dogs bark at squirrels all day, and now we're off to Fitz's.

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Having to work half a day on Saturday isn't great, but teaching went well and in the other half of the day I was able to work out a pattern for hardened leather gauntlets (for cut-and-thrust swordplay) and I got the first one made.  It fits well, looks cool, and I think I'll be able to handle a sword while wearing it.  We'll see once it dries completely and I get the other one made.

On the sword-fighting front, B is giving rapier a try and is having fun with it.  Watch out kids, Mom's armed and dangerous.

We're also getting costumes together for a murder mystery set in 1900's Paris.  I found a tuxedo in a thrift shop cheap and B found a black lace dress with a fringe that goes great with her red feather boa.

Too bad we have to spend time earning a living, playing is more fun.
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From an email I received yesterday, " I am Charles  Badou, a legal solicitors in Republic of Benin, West Africa. On the 23rd of December 2005, one of my clients from your country named Peter Pretzer,lost his life with his wife and 2 kids as a result of  Author Accident, they where confirmed death by a medical specialist where they where rush to" (emphasis added).

I knew that writing entailed some risks but I didn't realize it was dangerous to friends and family.  Maybe I should look into author insurance.

Coraline

Feb. 16th, 2009 09:51 pm
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See Coraline.
See it in 3-D.
Watch the credits all the way to the end.
Allow some time for your brain to readjust to reality afterwards.

Even though I'm a big fan of Neil Gaiman I hadn't gotten around to reading Coraline yet and I went into the movie without a clear idea of what to expect.  It was really good (and strange, and creepy) and they used 3-D well.

It was also strange because when we walked out of the theater the snow was falling in enormous postage-stamp-sized flakes that recapitulated a scene in the movie.

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1.  A heading in Edward Johnson's book The Wonder-working Providence of Sion's Saviour in New England which was originally published in 1653:  "The Lord's Protection of his People from the Indians; the Small Pox."  (How can I resist looking at a book with that title if my wife leaves it lying around?)

2.  Seen near Randall Mall this afternoon on the side of a semi:  "Mystic Trucking."

Feel free to use these ideas if you wish, it will be ages until I get to them.
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Round One - Wake up, look out window, go out and shovel dog run (they're short dogs, they can't pee in 6" of snow), shovel driveway and sidewalk, dig car out of snowdrift, shovel dog run again, shower and have breakfast.

Round Two - Dress for work, slog through snow-covered city streets, pull onto freeway, drive to the west-side on snow-covered freeway (35 mph max) until I-480 comes to a complete stop.  Get off at exit and cut over to Brookpark in the hopes of still making it to office, Brookpark is moving at 5 mph max, call B at home, get phone numbers for clients, call and cancel appointments, turn around and head home.

Round Three - Dodge two different drivers who just stop in the middle of the road to scrape their windshields (one of them was on I-480 in the right lane not on the shoulder), pull into driveway and discover that the snowplow has deposited a nice pile of snow across the driveway, make it up the driveway on third try.

Next - Shovel dog run and driveway again.

Actually, I'm in a surprisingly good mood.  Now I get a snow day!

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Less swamped by work = a little free time.

Updates:

Working on Z's armor over break gave me enough practice with making hardened leather armor so that I'm getting fairly decent with it.  I made a new gorget that seems to fit well and look good (dark brown leather with copper rivets).  I'll try it out at meeting tonight.

Gregor's World isn't being submitted to Strange Horizons just yet.  X and Z gave me some very useful feedback which will really strengthen the story but which means a major rewrite.  I'm a couple of pages into the rewrite and I think I'll like the changes.

I've been reading an anthology of stories taken from Orson Scott Card's Intergalactic Medicine Show.  I may object to some of Card's views but the stories in the anthology are pretty good.  Some of the stories from the Medicine Show are available free from their web site.

Scientific evidence is mounting (see www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090120144508.htm), it appears that hobbits are a separate species, not diminuitive humans.

Another sign of the Appocalypse - American-style suburbs are springing up in Latin America, North Africa, South Asia and Eastern Europe ( www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/26/architects-create-america_n_153616.html ).  Now the affluent in the third world can have their own McMansions in developments that look like they were teleported fron Southern California.  (I guess their taste isn't any better than ours).

That's it for now.

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I've finally started reading Endless Blue by Wen Spencer and it is off to a really good start. Complex characters, an interesting world, and a fast-paced, engaging story.  I know, I know, I should have gotten to it long ago but I've been busy and it got buried on my nightstand.  If you aren't  familiar with Wen you should definitely give her a read.  The hard question is which to start with, Tinker (Pittsburgh transits to faerie, adventure ensues) or Alien Taste (a foundling raised by wolves and working for a private investigator gets involved in investigating a bizarre murder, adventure ensues).  If Endless Blue continues the way it has started, it will be up there with Wen's best.

Life's way too busy, but good.  it was great to have the kids home for Thanksgiving.  We had our traditional Thanksgiving - Peking Duck with all the trimmings, playing games together, and the kids' friends coming over.  The food at the 100th Bomb Group was really good and dancing was lots of fun.  We bought 4 bags full of cool stuff at the What On Earth sale including prizes for the rapier tourneys at the January Event, now all I need to do is plan the tournaments.  Between work, getting ready for the holidays, and the rest of life there isn't much spare time.  With the snow coming down and Xmas songs on the radio it is feeling very Christmasy.

And now WKSU is playing a Girlyman  song.  Very nice.



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We finally got around to seeing Across the Universe on DVD (as part of a very nice romantic weekend).  It was very good.  I was concerned that they'd just come up with a dumb storyline and mess up all the great Beatles songs it was based on.  Fortunately, they did a very good job.  I particularly liked the circus (Timothy Leary's?).

On a down note, Flashquake didn't see fit to accept my story or my poem.  The feedback I got wasn't bad but no publication.  Maybe I'll be able to get stories submitted to new markets over the holiday.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!   (The kids will be home for Thanksgiving!  Yay!)
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Is it only me or is the idea of a war-themed restaurant a strange concept (http://www.100thbgrestaurant.com/)? ; However, B and I are getting back into ballroom dance after 20+ years away from it and the restaurant reportedly has good food and a live band for dancing on Tuesday evenings.  We were all set to go tonight with friends from work when they foresight to check and make sure tonight was the night with the band.  Oops, the schedule has changed.  We'll have to wait a couple of weeks.  Instead we went to a swing class, so we got some dancing in anyway.

My other new project is trying to learn to fight sword and buckler in the style of the i.33 manuscript (http://freywild.ch/i33/i33en.html). ; I took a class on it at the Known World Academy of the Rapier last weekend and I borrowed a DVD on it from Wulfgar. It is an interesting style designed for unarmored combat and would be period for my persona.  Now all I have to do is figure it out and practice a lot.

If it wasn't for work, I'd get a lot more dancing, fencing, and writing done.
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Today the dogs chose a different block.  The total was 24 houses with Obama signs (30 total signs) vs. none for McCain.  The total thus far is 38-1.
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