Truth is stranger than fiction

An artist in New York has sculpted a life-sized, nude, crucified Christ out of dark chocolate (see http://www.hecklerspray.com/chocolate-jesus-offends-weirdos/20067734.php).  Why?  Because the milk chocolate one melted!  (This is an artist who once covered a bed with ham and once covered a hotel room with melted cheese.)

The topper is that the church is up in arms (how dare anyone suggest that Christ was anatomically correct!)  The artist and gallery staff have received death threats (a very Christian response, don't you think?) and the exhibit has been cancelled because of the uproar.