A coincidence?... I think not.

So, last night I was writing this profound LJ post where I pointed out several apparently unrelated facts (1. China has the largest cash reserves of any country in history while the US is running an enormous deficit, 2. the Seminole indians, who never surrendered to the US government, have purchased Hard Rock Cafe for over $900 million, 3. members of an all-dwarf Kiss cover band reportedly had a confrontation with another Kiss cover band consisting of three dwarfs and a 350 pound woman). 

Just as I was ready to raise the question of whether these events really are unrelated or are subtle signs of something deeper, Netscape crashed and all my hard work vanished into the aether.  Was this just a coincidence caused by using an outmoded Web browser?  I think not!  Obviously Homeland Security was monitoring my Web surfing and this is something they don't want you to know about. 

Wait... What's that sound?  Someone's coming!  No! It can't be!!!   A black helicopter!  The shooter from the grassy knoll!!   Elvis!!!

Quick, get the word out!  Go ahead without me, I'm done for.  I'll hold them off as long as poss..................................